I just lost *, in our own house. Turns out he was in the shower, not truly lost. It was more that I wasn't really paying attention. When he came out he asked why I left the shower cleaner in the tub. I said I was going to wash the tub but then I became very busy reading parenting blogs. He said, "You don't need those." I almost teared up, I was so moved. Then, completely unprovoked, he farted at me.
Friday, August 9, 2013
Friday, August 2, 2013
This morning Boy 2 asked PHD to carry him upstairs.
PHD: I am not carrying a 7 year old around.
Boy 2: I am NINE.
Then they stood there and looked at each other, as though they were unsure who won that round.